Look Twice Before You Reach for the Mayonnaise

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 09/14/2020 at 03:22 • Filed to: Puffalumps With Threatening Auras, Puffalopnik, Puffposite Lock, Puffalump, Rally Chicken

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Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Stef Schrader 09/14/2020 at 04:00

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There are certain posts where you don’t need to see the byline....

Stef Schrader > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 09/14/2020 at 06:26

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100% the threatening birb aura

My bird IS the word > Stef Schrader 09/14/2020 at 06:54

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That sounds like a euphemism.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 09/14/2020 at 07:19

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Menacing Rally Duck is Duck

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader 09/14/2020 at 07:22

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How menacing!

Jb boin > Stef Schrader 09/14/2020 at 08:14

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Ad nose- ham.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Stef Schrader 09/14/2020 at 09:16

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What kind of monster doesn’t take the condiments out of the basket first?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Stef Schrader 09/14/2020 at 13:36

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I didn't look twice the other night and ended up putting sriracha mayo on my burger.

Stef Schrader > My bird IS the word 09/14/2020 at 13:36

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Theo Bunny is the snacc, though.

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/14/2020 at 13:38

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Was it delicious?

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2020 at 13:45

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She’s a Rally Chicken who’s a chicken. (And also menacing.)

Stef Schrader > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 09/14/2020 at 13:50

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One does not merely remove the mayonnaise from under the angry chicken.

Jayvincent > Stef Schrader 09/14/2020 at 19:50

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I’m not sure she can be both “chicken” (afraid of a fight) and “menacing ” (spoiling for a fight! );   maybe go with poultry and menacing ? 

Stef Schrader > Jayvincent 09/15/2020 at 02:42

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Ever see any real chickens? They’re mean. Rally Chicken is also mean. Cuddly, cute and soft, but mean.